mindBloggin » cars http://www.periferral.com/blog Things that move me, stuff that matters Thu, 08 Dec 2011 22:22:25 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2 The incomplete unauthoratative guide to bad drivers http://www.periferral.com/blog/humor/the-incomplete-unauthoratative-guide-to-bad-drivers/ http://www.periferral.com/blog/humor/the-incomplete-unauthoratative-guide-to-bad-drivers/#comments Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:30:04 +0000 Avinash Shetty http://www.periferral.com/blog/?p=236 So I’ve considered, for a long time, to writing a post about the correlation between races and bad drivers. I never did because of the touchy nature of the topic, in spite the fact that I get 3 visitors a year to my site.
So instead this will be a car to bad driver correlation. So here is the definitive list

  • Toyota Prius
  • Toyota Corolla
  • PT Cruiser
  • Any oldsmobile
  • Honda Insight (old)
  • Most other hybrid cars

Now, you can just become a good driver by avoiding these cars. It is something that you are born with. For instance, if you hadn’t read this, you’d buy a Toyota Corolla. But just because you did, you go buy a Mini. That doesn’t suddenly make you a good driver. You are just an inherently bad driver. The reverse is also the same. For example, you really want a Mini, but you can’t afford it, so you buy a Corolla. Doesn’t make you a good driver. The fact that you chose the Corolla over the other cheaper cars out there makes you just as bad. You could have picked any Mazda and gone ‘zoom zoom’ or for that matter a Toyota Yaris or Ford Focus; all very ‘good driver’ cars. And in case you didn’t already figure it out, the Mini is the ‘best driver’ car. I’ve yet to come across someone who drives a Mini badly.

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