Personally I think blogging is over rated. I mean really, I have no life and yet I blog. Sure enough, someone will read my thoughts and my everyday activity. Clearly this person has no life either. It’s not like I am writing about how to pick up girls at the club or something. Seriously, if I knew, I’d be doing that rather than writing the blog. Oh wait, I’m married. Sorry VB, didn’t realize you might read this. Well for future reference, don’t.
Anyway, I am really excited about my blog. Yay! My own blog. Who would have thought! Now I can write down everything I’ve ever wanted to say. Speak my mind. (Thinking…) I just realized I don’t have a lot to say.
I promise to keep my blog site entertaining. At least for the dumbass retards who will read this. In fact, I think this need to be a rule for blogging. Okay, so
Rule #1: This blog needs to be entertaining for retards and dumbasses.
Feel free to create rules of blogging and I will maintain that.
As for where we are headed, I think my first course of action will be to do justice to the best movies ever. My dear friend ak0209 (who until yesterday, I had never met or interacted with directly) has cruelly taking his passion for Van Wilder and hate for VR to the next level. We need to settle the score here. If you don’t understand what I am talking about, why are you reading this?
#1 by Dont-cha on August 15, 2005 - 2:37 pm
You’re weird…but let’s go get some bubble tea :-p
#2 by Nishant on August 15, 2005 - 4:10 pm
This was the deepest blog I’ve ever read in my non-consequential existence thus far…i’ve been hitting Cntrl+F5 ever since I first read it…PLEASE post again ASAP!
Nishant
#3 by vr on August 15, 2005 - 4:15 pm
did some say bubble tea?
i love bubble tea.
We should have bubble tea and chat some time.
Regards
vr
#4 by ok, like whatever on August 15, 2005 - 4:19 pm
Dude, whatever, wannabe t-sip ghey fehg. thats right, take that. Van Wilder is the greatest movie ever…
ever.
even better than The Godfather. Let me ask you this, did The Godfather have a scene where a dog ejaculates into eclairs. I think not. Though I bet that fatso ghey t-sip fehg Marlon Brando woulda eaten em.
#5 by VR on August 15, 2005 - 4:26 pm
dude you are a wannabe t-sip ghey fehg.
first of all, Van Wilder is a decent movie, good laughs. Jerking a dog off is good, but not “The mensturation attracts the bears” funny, it was a whole another level.
In fact, I demand that you take anchorman off your wannabe greatest movie list and add it to the greatestest movie list where there will be only one movie.
anchorman.
Oh, yes
Love
VR