So I told my friends that I would throw a wedding reception party once I get back from India. If you didn’t know I was getting married, send me hate mail and I’ll send you an invite. Anyway, the only reason I am throwing this party is for the gifts I get in return. Doesn’t make any sense because for the money I spend throwing a party, I could afford the gifts. But whatever.
Someone people are just whack. They have gift registries at Bed, Bath and Beyond. And they have toilet plungers as items they would like to get as gifts. I mean, seriously, how messed up is that. I realize you need it but to get one as a gift! Just for buy it goddamnit! And what’s funny is that someone actually got it. I know coz when I went to get it, it was off the list already. I couldn’t imagine the thank you letter you get in return for giving them the gift. “Thanks, we really love the plunger we made you get us. We use it daily and it keeps our toilet free from all our shit that clogs it up. We really appreciate your concern for our well-being”.
Anyway, to save myself from this embarrassment, I have decided not to take gifts. Please just Paypal me the money and I will buy myself that big screen TV that you can enjoy when you come over to my place to watch the games.
#1 by VR on August 17, 2005 - 5:14 pm
I will make a donation to the plasma t.v fund only if you promise to give all guests a mini photo frame with you and your wife’s photo.
That would be awesome!
#2 by nj on August 18, 2005 - 2:12 pm
I like VR’s idea, also include extra fold out panels for the children, the family dog, the tv, the plunger and the sorts!
That would be bad *ass*!
#3 by p-diddy on August 18, 2005 - 4:30 pm
also…please include some bubble tea at the reception! boba baby!
#4 by VR on August 18, 2005 - 4:57 pm
This reminds me of the seinfeld episode where they decide to buy their friend “The Drake” a big screen t.v….. actually…. the following episode the drake’s wedding doesnt work out… and the big screen t.v is never returned to seinfeld and Co.
What the hell periferral, what are you trying to pull here
yes, are we getting bubble tea at this party?
#5 by periferral on August 18, 2005 - 4:58 pm
dude man.. what up with this bubble tea fetish.
no bubble tea for VR and p-diddy. no mini photo frame for nj
#6 by VR on August 18, 2005 - 4:59 pm
ok, no money in the plasma t.v fund then.
#7 by periferral on August 18, 2005 - 5:02 pm
bubble tea for everyone
#8 by p-diddy on August 18, 2005 - 5:10 pm
nice…that’s what I call “friends”
pf just give us something we can party to…a nice reception with good music/food/cake/bubble tea
#9 by VR on August 18, 2005 - 9:52 pm
its sad that we have graduated from to exchanging messages on Pf’s blog…. ghey… very ghey….by ghey i mean awesome