Personally I think blogging is over rated. I mean really, I have no life and yet I blog. Sure enough, someone will read my thoughts and my everyday activity. Clearly this person has no life either. It’s not like I am writing about how to pick up girls at the club or something. Seriously, if I knew, I’d be doing that rather than writing the blog. Oh wait, I’m married. Sorry VB, didn’t realize you might read this. Well for future reference, don’t.

Anyway, I am really excited about my blog. Yay! My own blog. Who would have thought! Now I can write down everything I’ve ever wanted to say. Speak my mind. (Thinking…) I just realized I don’t have a lot to say.

I promise to keep my blog site entertaining. At least for the dumbass retards who will read this. In fact, I think this need to be a rule for blogging. Okay, so

Rule #1: This blog needs to be entertaining for retards and dumbasses.

Feel free to create rules of blogging and I will maintain that.

As for where we are headed, I think my first course of action will be to do justice to the best movies ever. My dear friend ak0209 (who until yesterday, I had never met or interacted with directly) has cruelly taking his passion for Van Wilder and hate for VR to the next level. We need to settle the score here. If you don’t understand what I am talking about, why are you reading this?